Oklahoma and Idaho are both closer. Not as much corn, either :)

Yeah. I have enough trouble remembering which hand to put the L on my forehead with. Wrong hand makes a statement I don't really like :)

It wasn't much of a raid at my place. 0330 and I was awake but not up. My dog was fussed up so I went to the door with nothing but a pistol in hand. My friend who was in charge held off on the warrant service for a minute so I could put on a pair of pants and take off the pistol. They told me it was a dope warrant so I laughed and made them coffee...They didn't find any because there wasn't any.