On shittests

"Shit tests are really IOIs (indicators of interest), just masked as IODs (indicators of disinterest) to trip you up." Tom Torero

Standard procedure: 1) Ignore. Dont react at all. Keep talking/doing whatever you were doing/want to do

1. Agree & Amplify, e.g.: "You are too old" "Yes, indeed I just escaped the nursing home."
   "Your hair is weird" "I agree. I look worse than the lead singer of a glam metal band after a concert"
   " Are you always hitting on girls?" "Every waking minute. You are number 457 - this week."

A girl that is not shittesting you a little bit, is either very serious, or not attracted at all.