1. My boxer briefs have NO shitstains.
2. I'm not giving you information about my self-gratification.
3. I have no reason to steal anything. Unlike you, I have money.
4. I am not stupid, I spent a lot of $ on my wonderful education, AND I can form a complete sentence.
5. I do not deal drugs, I buy them.
6. I am smart!
7. You and your girlfriends are the only ones spewing bullshit propaganda.
8. I am Steemit's BEST artist.

Thank you for the laugh.