I work on Maxims or sayings every week. Here's a few that I came up with:
Of the known allergies truth may be the most pernicious and under-reported.
Flattery and admiration capture the heart of a man; whereas, a woman's is captured by disrespect and disinterest.
A woman does what a woman does. A man takes notice and does something else.
Superiority is evidenced by behavior. No warrior watches the View.
We have now "progressed" to the point that reality is a class enemy, and age has no correlation with knowledge or experience.