Dear Emily:
I saw a long article that I wish to rebut carefully, what should
I do?
-- Angry
Dear Angry:
Include the entire text with your article, and include your comments
between the lines. Be sure to post, and not mail, even though your article
looks like a reply to the original. Everybody loves to read those long
point-by-point debates, especially when they evolve into name-calling and
lots of "Is too!" -- "Is not!" -- "Is too, twizot!" exchanges.
-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?
It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents
become better people as a result of practicing it.
-- Joe Mullally, computer salesman