"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
-- Steven Wright
Besides, its really not worthwhile to use more than two times your physical
ram in swap (except in a select few situations). The performance of the system
becomes so abysmal you'd rather heat pins under your toenails while reciting
Windows95 source code and staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than actually try
to type something.
-- seen on c.o.l.development.system, about the size of the swap space
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call
what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkner
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