You know you're in trouble when...
(1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you
follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
(2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party
and there aren't any.
(3) Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
(4) The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
(5) You wake up and your braces are locked together.
(6) Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.
G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy. One
of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his
secretary, Is there a play from Shaw this morning?' and when she saysNo,' he will say, `Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish.' And
that's your chance, my boy."
