What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?
Musical Hairsplitting:
The act of classifying music and musicians into pathologically
picayune categories: "The Vienna Franks are a good example of urban
white acid fold revivalism crossed with ska."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds
the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesar
From @berlier