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Trecko 2020-10-09
QOTD: "Do you smell something burning or is it me?" -- Joan of Arc Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles. -- Kathleen Norris If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes,
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Trecko 2020-10-08
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. Confidant, confidante, n: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's
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Trecko 2020-10-07
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. "Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous ..." -- Robert Benchley "Nuclear war can ruin your
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Trecko 2020-10-06
Dear Emily: I saw a long article that I wish to rebut carefully, what should I do? -- Angry Dear Angry: Include the entire text with your article, and include your comments between the lines. Be sure to
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Trecko 2020-10-05
Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII. Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G. K. Chesterton Youth. It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.
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Trecko 2020-10-04
You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different. -- Woody Allen, "Manhattan" Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce! Some of the things that
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Trecko 2020-10-03
You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think. today, n.: A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long. The Beatles: Paul McCartney's old back-up band.
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Trecko 2020-10-02
Sales tax applies. Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism. Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet. The two definition immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent
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Trecko 2020-10-01
"Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit" -- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1 My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down by the seashore. ONE: I will donate
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Trecko 2020-09-30
Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3 I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?? The only way to learn a new
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Trecko 2020-09-29
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. -- Anonymous Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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Trecko 2020-09-28
Programming is an unnatural act. Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their engagement, but Frank had a ready explanation: "Would you marry someone who was habitually unfaithful,
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Trecko 2020-09-27
Retire Fill a cup to its brim and it is easily spilled; Temper a sword to its hardest and it is easily broken; Amass the greatest treasure and it is easily stolen; Claim credit and honour and you easily
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Trecko 2020-09-26
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. -- Woody Allen Them as has, gets. All other things being equal, a bald man
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Trecko 2020-09-25
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. Hate the sin and love the sinner. -- Mahatma Gandhi A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except
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Trecko 2020-09-24
How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb? Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program? We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge. -- John Naisbitt,
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Trecko 2020-09-23
Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made. -- Immanuel Kant Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth? Linus: To make others happy. Charlie Brown: Why were others put on
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Trecko 2020-09-22
"How many people work here?" "Oh, about half." "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it." -- C. Schulz Showing up is 80% of life. -- Woody Allen
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Trecko 2020-09-21
MY income is ALL disposable! He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round the lamp. He looked again and saw it was A penny postage stamp. "You'd best be getting home," he said, "The
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Trecko 2020-09-20
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewis Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end. People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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