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Trecko 2020-05-07
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me, but there's always that doubt.
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Trecko 2020-05-06
Do you know Montana? "All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." -- Fran Lebowitz HereâÂÂs the thing about lawyers: they donâÂÂt write
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Trecko 2020-05-05
Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!! The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this
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Trecko 2020-05-04
"No matter where you go, there you are..." -- Buckaroo Banzai The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- Winston
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Trecko 2020-05-03
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. -- James Huneker Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Drink Canada
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Trecko 2020-05-02
McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance: When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to lie down and rest. Our swords shall play the orators for us. -- Christopher Marlowe The life of a repo
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Trecko 2020-05-01
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr. "Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan Michael
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Trecko 2020-04-30
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. how bout a policy policing policy with a policy for changing the police policing policy Ego sum ens omnipotens.
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Trecko 2020-04-29
Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. -- R. E. Schenk The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. New York's got the
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Trecko 2020-04-28
You never get a second chance to make a first impression. If I could stick my pen in my heart, I would spill it all over the stage. Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, Would you think the boy
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Trecko 2020-04-27
Proposed Country & Western Song Titles She Ain't Much to See, but She Looks Good Through the Bottom of a Glass If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Who's I'd Find On You I'm Ashamed to be Here,
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Trecko 2020-04-26
What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die? Musical Hairsplitting: The act of classifying music and musicians into pathologically picayune categories: "The Vienna Franks
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Trecko 2020-04-25
No animals were injured. Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose. A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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Trecko 2020-04-24
Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze. Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest thing that
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Trecko 2020-04-23
Now's the time to have some big ideas Now's the time to make some firm decisions We saw the Buddha in a bar down south Talking politics and nuclear fission We see him and he's all washed up -- Moving on
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Trecko 2020-04-22
It appears that PL/I (and its dialects) is, or will be, the most widely used higher level language for systems programming. -- J. Sammet Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy. -- Hans
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Trecko 2020-04-21
Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short. Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide. -- Stanislaw Lem,
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Trecko 2020-04-20
FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy "Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found each other, and loved each other... and
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Trecko 2020-04-19
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" I don't like the Dutchman. He's a crocodile. He's sneaky. I don't trust him. -- Jack "Legs"
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Trecko 2020-04-18
Shoot me again. Just proving that the quickest way to solve the problem is to post a whine to the newsgroups: within moments the solution presents itself to me, and meanwhile my ass is hanging out on the
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