Hello!
Great post!
You say you'll run any witness node for $70 per month?
That seems more than fair. We have a witness @beni.witness that didn't survive the fork. Unfortunately I'm the dev for the project and have to port our entire software base in order to make the leap to hive so I don't have time or frankly skill for admin duty.

I would be more than happy to pay you $70.00 to manage it.
Can you please email me when you have a moment? [email protected]
Thanks!