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It turns out my old pal Hieronymus Bosch knew my time traveling summoner friend @carlgnash! I was having a great dream where I was flying around inside the Garden of Earthly Delights when I noticed the

Sometimes you foolish mortals call upon me to divine the future. Then I will come to you as Nachash the many-splendoured serpent. My forked tongue will tell you the truth but you will not truly hear. You

I find myself reminiscing lately about simpler times and old friends. I have a lot of free time on my hands - I honestly don't have to do anything to tempt mortals into selling their souls anymore. You

Here is what I look like. This picture is a little old but I have always thought it showed my best side. I know, I know, something of a coquettish pose and I am giving those famous "Come hither"