I really wish you got those blades because I think, after you having taught your neighborhood a harsh lesson, the resulting post would be something special. I had a good christmas but am now slightly let down that Santa didn't deliver you your sharpened steel.

It sounds like you had a lovely day and that you're content, and you typed so well so I assume a moderate number of drinks were consumed? As for the batteries, if you're good all year Santa might bring you some more next year, and those swords.

Becca 🌷