Its been a while since i joined a challenge let give this one a try...
I want to live with Meredrool.
Okay, maybe want is a strong word. 😂
I heard there might be all kinds of hidden treasure somewhere inside his slime. Swords, armor, supplies... who knows what that thing has swallowed over the years.
So naturally, I would spend way too much time looking into him trying to spot something valuable floating past.
The problem is that since Meredrool moved in, my own stuff has started disappearing.
I’m pretty sure I saw the remote floating around inside him last Tuesday, but I have no idea how to get it back and I’m definitely not sticking my hand in there.
He also doesn't eat normal food, which sounds great for the grocery bill. Unfortunately, he apparently considers everything else food.
Furniture is slowly disappearing, and I'm already down two chairs.
There is one unexpected advantage though...
Annoying company doesn't stay very long.
Actually, on a few occasions they didn't leave at all.
They just... disappeared.
I don't ask questions. Meredrool burps, I get him a bucket, and we continue our evening. 😂
Would I survive a full year with him?
Probably.
Would all my belongings survive?
Absolutely not.
But if the rumors about that hidden treasure are true, I might eventually make my rent money back.
Assuming Meredrool doesn't eat that too.
