this is terrifying.
I cant believe what datey people have to go through.
I suppose its kind of good in a way that these morons are so tactless, or you might actually end up face to face with them! But then.... if you dont bite, you effectively encouraging the evolution of tactical liers. 'If you'd lied to me, you might have stood a chance.' Its such a lose lose situation.
There should be a law where your most recent ex has to build your profile. That might encourage some self-betterment...
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