Not my fault, he did say:

The idea is to have some fun so don't take it too seriously....
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Tell us what animal real, mystical (or alien even), you want to be and why

My fingers took over after reading that, I had no clue what I was writing, it was like my fingers where just following the flow, and thus a new alien critter. I like chihuahua's and we had a squirrel that like to tease our chihuahuas so I guess my fingers knew what they were doing even if my brain did not.