Dear Saint Nicholas, or should we call you by your real name? Boris the Bold, for who else would be bold enough to sneak into a house, or slide down a chimney, or race through the skies in a magic sled just below super sonic boom speeds? I wonder is Imelda Marcos and her penchant for shoes all because of you?

I was good, a shrinky dink spell so I can ride hidden in your sleigh to see all the tricks and treats since I missed Halloween. A retro badge maybe or; a One-eyed one-horned blind purple people eater, I think that would be a cool gift. I could then repackage it and give it to @shasta.

You can just replace Saint Nicholas' donkey!'s carrot with it, and no more taking shoes for Imelda, she has enough.