Player No. 5

Roll D6 for number of actions: - 5 - One of my favorite numbers, I feel alive when I get a five.
Action 1: maintaining a good grip, drag the hulk south
Action 2: Keep dragging south
Action 3: More south bound dragging. Sip a !BEER while dragging he is getting heavy
Action 4: Lug the lug a little more south, pause for the energy of !PIZZA, he is getting pretty heavy.
Action 5: Drag it south as best I can. I !LUV it break time from dragging this lug.