Player No. 5 - - Second and Third sounds good.

Roll D6 for number of actions: - 6 - Now if it continues to be nice, damn hulk recovered from his headache.
Action 1: Move into pen
Action 2: Grab my bat and give a whack to the Hulk - 1 - no go on that swing.
Action 3: Try again to smack the hulk with my bat - 2 - looks like I may be screwed again.
Action 4: Now or never I guess - 5 - cutting it close.
Action 5: One more good solid smack needed - 3 - damn dice gods.
Action 6: Move south out of harms way.

Sit and have some !BEER, !PIZZA, and watch the Hulk dance around with his hands on his head, what a !LUV 'ly sight, would have been better if he was lights out.