Player No. 5

Roll D6 for number of actions: - 4 -
Action 1: Move North chewing on !PIZZA and contemplating how much better a 5 would have been, but no complaints today about the dice god
Action 2: Continue to move North, washing down my pizza with a !BEER
Action 3: Continue on my journey North and how un - !LUV 'ly things are in today's world.
Action 4: Continue North, sit and think nice thoughts to the dice gods so they might give me a 5 tomorrow.