Player No. 5 (order No.4 )

Bonus roll = 17, well at least it is a prime number I wonder if it is a foretelling of me being primed to take on the sarge, we shall see what the other gods have in mind for my zombiefied brains.
Action 1: Move North
Action 2: !ENGAGE 15 the sarge with my bat, I wrap my !PIZZA stained hands around the handle but first I pause to take a sip of !BEER hoping to steady my hands as I wind up and pretend the sarges head is a fast ball going straight at me. I wind up and swing ...damnit it was a curve ball. (I rolled a 1).
Action 3: No fear in the air here, I re-adjust my stance and my grip for another swing, (a 3), I am just to sauced I guess to tired from the run, to weak from lack of brains.

Here's hoping I survive tomorrow.