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Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to right

It's time again, people, for another installment of The 6 Degrees of Banana-ation If you're not familiar with it, this is where the Banana Collective PROVES that everything in existence is connected to

8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), has another Haiku for you... along with some words of wisdom. Planting the seeds now Give them water, love and care to have

of you who have been reading this blog know that I'm a, um... romantic kind of girl... if you know what I mean. So who better to give out dating advice than me? Get ready, because this is the best dating

Nothing beats videos from the '80s for sappiness. Hey, is that even a word? Definition of "sappy" from dictionary.com Slang. silly or foolish. So, yeah. 'Sappiness' is the noun form of 'sappy.'

Greetings. P.O.Tassium here with a major report, ready to peel away the untruths surrounding a grievous situation. After many sad instances of banana deaths due to suffocation, I called for a crack team

Greetings. P.O. Tassium, Publisher of the Banana Memos, here with a special installment... a compilation post of curvy, yellow fun stuff. The Banana Collective has made lots of new friends and we've met

haha, we're playing a joke on you. We don't mean "bullish" in terms of market economics... we mean "bullish" as in "feeling optimistic and confident." But it's sorta the same

Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to right

Just don't get between a man (super hero) and his bananas. Even a super hero needs his potassium. @bananamemos If you enjoyed this post, please consider re-steeming so that others can meet the Banana

Hello fellow members of my Steemit community! I am finally returned from an uber-successful worldwide press junket. My genetic marvel, the super-banana I call The STEEMNANA has been a favorite of media

8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), wrote a poem for her brother. (Before you say, "awww, how sweet," you better read it.) I'm wary of his wily ways

The rambling, fast-talking Roxana is a fledgling nutritionist who doesn't always quite know what she's talking about, but she's earnest and she tries really hard. We all know this banana nutrition stuff

Hola! I am the Art, Entertainment and Culture correspondent for the Banana Collective. Today I bring you the seventh installment of "Memorable Lines" -- an ongoing series in which we showcase some of the

Internet Dearies. There's a phrase going around social media, and since it originated with bananas, I thought I'd tell you where it came from. The phrase is "Where we go one, we go all," or WWG1WGA for

This just in. A new study conducted last month reveals that 86 percent of respondents in 91 percent of polls conducted in 63 percent of the world’s countries indicate that their #1 favorite fruit is… Drumroll

Hey all! Did you hear that today is Banana Lover's Day? Isn't that great? A day to celebrate banana lovers!! As a former star in some of the steamier Fruitywood films, I consider myself somewhat of an

This game is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! So easy, a chimp could do it. It just might make you into a banana-holic. It's really a very a-peeling game, and the time is ripe for it. That's enough monkeying

"Truther Red Peel" is, of course, not my real name. But I gotta watch my back, you know? Lot of nefarious players out there trying to keep us Truthers from speaking out and exposing their dirty

Greetings. P.O. Tassium here with a special installment of Banana Memos.The Banana Collective is a bunch of fun-loving bananas who enjoy hanging out with each other and with other banana-minded people.