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Hiyya dear lovers, we are back to the trend again yeah?
A lovely weekend to 
Walking back and forth on Hive, yeah I walked, believe it because you weren't there.馃榿馃榿
So after walking for a thousand miles as Vanessa Carlton sang, I found myself on the plane to the Weekend-Experience Prompt, you can also join Here to find the topics that will fit you perfectly like your panties馃き馃き馃き.
Topic
Do you have a nickname or pet name given to you by someone else? What is it and why were you given it? Or, have you given someone else a nickname that stuck? What is it and how did they earn it?
Do I have a nickname... Hmm, do I?
You got to wait and let me think about it, just be patient ye readers, and let me get the popcorn, bacon, cookies, and all other junkies ready to take you towards the awaiting ride.
Please fasten your seatbelt as the ride can get bumpy at any time.
So you ready??.
Are you sure you want to know the enchanting nickname I had or better still, still have?
I am Obama's daughter 馃か馃か馃か.
Just swallow it in, no need to tell anyone much about it I don't want them asking me to tell my dad who is on Mars right now to get them a new plane.
But you should know my dad now, he is the Black American man who ruled the U.S.A.
Maybe one day, if the pilot doesn't get diarrhea this time, I'd ask him to take you all to Pluto for a vacation.
Do not fret ye readers, Pluto should be found by then because my father is Obama 馃槀馃槀馃槀.
Now that you know I have a nickname, you would wonder how I came by it. Well if you do not want to wander like Alice in Wonderland get two, no three, or four, alright let's be serious, make it eight, oh shit just drop the full bowl of popcorn in your mouth and chew with your cheeks full.
The nickname.
The nickname.
Fine, I'll say it, the nickname was given to me by my acquaintances.
Why was I given it?
You do want to know that too?
Do you want me to cross that bridge now? Oh, come on!
Fine, fine!!
Alright, what was the question again?
Can anyone remind me?
Okay, you mean I should move to the top and have the topic viewed again? Oh, are we doing that right now?馃檮馃檮.
Fine! I heard ya!
According to them, I was given the name because of how I look like, spoke, and walk. I still do not understand how that made them give the name.
All I do know is, that I made enjoyed giving me the nickname.
How did they enjoy it?
Like seriously?
Am I to explain that too?
Come on guys, don't be like this.
Wait, what do you mean by I bewitched you with my article?
I am very sure I know nothing of voodoo nor have I ever met with a witch or vampire to do that.
I should just continue?
How about I tell you about what I ate last night?
Or better still, how my day goes, I have a lot of gists to keep you entertained.
Alright!! I'll spill the beans.
What kind of dress, shirt, trousers or cap are you putting on?
Gucci?
It is fake!馃槖馃槖
I am serious about it, you do know my dad is Obama right?
You know that right?
Well, I will tell him to get you another one.
Do not bother, you don't need to thank me, you see my Papa is very rich, he has houses in space and has countless ones in..hmm馃馃. I won't tell you that.
Where are you now?
On your way home or probably going out.
You what??
Wait, you mean to tell me you'll use your leg to walk or you're walking?
Oh no!
You got to wait. Just wait for a bit.
Oh shit! can't believe the pilot lost the plane key.
I am so sorry dear, but you'd have to walk, the pilot did fuck up this time.
I would have called other pilots but one has diarrhea, the other is on vacation and the other two have catarrh.
Sorry, you'd have to go through this, if my dad hadn't traveled to Venus now I could have asked him to call his pilots.
But why is your stomach as flat as this, don't tell me you are hungry.
Wait, you are?
For real?
What do you want to eat? Or better still where do you want to have your food?
That place?
You just ruined my mood. Do you mean I, not just anyhow person, but I the daughter of Obama should get you food there?
No, no no.
I am sorry but you ruined my mood.
Hey, you there!
Yes, you.
Why do you seem so sad, are you alright?
Just say what's on your mind, and let me see how I can help.
Sorry??
Do you know who my dad is?
You ask me for this little money. Just $30?
You break my heart, I am more than that!
But since you asked for a lesser amount, I am sorry but I can't give you.
Yeah, you belittled me, it's so painful, I don't think I'll ever revive from this.
Do you want more?
What do mean? Of cause, this is how I get them entertained.
Aren't I just my father's daughter?
I am amazing, right?
Oh, stop it!!, you make me blush uncontrollably馃き馃き馃き.
How did my friend earn their nicknames?
Mariam- yam leg because she has a yam-like leg but most times we refer to her as one chance馃榿馃榿
Florence - I have two of them, one is dark and the other fair.
Ganvo- we call him Danfo(a bus in Nigeria)馃槀馃槀.
Mr. Ken- my teacher in school then we nicknamed him, Sweating under A.C.馃槀馃槀馃槀. He says that to students who aren't ready to learn. His quote goes thus
I look at you and I laugh馃槄馃槄, by the time you start sweating under AC, you'd know 1+1 can also equal 11馃槀馃槀.
They are sure much more bone-cracking nicknames but let me stop right here.
Still yours truly
Balikis(Obama's child)馃槄馃槄馃槄.
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