BUHARI AND ASO ROCK WORKERS
ASO ROCK WORKERS : "Your Excellency Sir, there's need to budget funds specially for media houses as was the tradition since 1999"
BUHARI : "Why"?
ASO ROCK WORKERS : "So that media houses will broadcast the good deeds of your Government"
BUHARI : "Did we pay them before they broadcast bad News about my Government?
ASO ROCK WORKERS : "No"!
BUHARI : "OK, Let them broadcast whatsover that pleases their conscience"