What else have I not told you? Oh me! Like I mentioned before I’m Sandra, I work for an advertisement company, I am very a straight forward person but some people think I’m too frank. I like tall dark rich men and I like to use men to satisfy my various needs. I have five partners as of present. After a very nasty and sad experience with love I vowed not to ever love and I believe love is for fools. I’m Sekxy. The four of us in summary, Bimpe is ‘the mother hen’, Koyin is ‘the daddy’s girl’, Amanda is ‘the Naughty Lady’ and I am the ‘queen Naughty Lady’. Welcome to our world. ‘Girls, let’s face it, these guys don’t give a damn about us. You care for them, cook for them, open your legs for them and yet what do you get?’ I asked bitterly. ‘But they are not all bad, you know’, Bimpe inserted. ‘I know dear but how many frogs do we have to kiss before wemeet your prince?’ Koyin asked. ‘My point exactly.’ Amanda said. I liked the fact that my girlfriends are in the mood to be mean to men and I really want them to be for what I’ve in mind for us this weekend. I stood up and started pacing the living room and I pressed on. ‘Let’s face the fact chicks, when last have you done something for yourself without considering what effect it would have on your boyfriends? When was the last time they did something for you? You know, it’s the little things that counts, take you to lunch, surprise you with a cake even though it’s not your birthday, take you away for a weekend so you won’t have to cook or do anything but relax. When was the last time they held you throughout the night without bleeping you or sat down to watch a silly program you love with you like you endure watching football with them? Their blackberry status on Friday read ‘TGIF club things,’ were you invited? The last time I checked we all love to dance!’ I lectured getting angry every second and my friends were totally into me because I’m riding on their hurt feelings and everything I said made sense to them. Koyin said ‘So what can we do about it, our families won’t let us rest until we bring a man home the moment we turned twenty-five and we can’t Bleep ourselves you know?’
‘Why not? My Romance-Machine knows my body better than any man and why should we live our lives for our families? What about us, our dreams, ambitions, careers and our happiness? It’s our life afterall and we can only live it once!’ I said. We all sat down and kept quiet; I can see I’ve them where I want them. ‘Girls, I think we should go on a ‘man cleanse’, let’s go out this weekend and do something for ourselves, let’s get out of our comfort zone and have fun, who is in with me’. Amanda raised up her hand. ‘So who else is in?’ I asked Koyin and Bimpe eyed me suspiciously. ‘Common girls I promise you it will be a good weekend’ I cajoled. ‘What is your idea of fun and ‘man cleanse’ what do you have in mind?’ she asked. This is the tricky part, I just hope my manipulative skills haven’t left me ‘let’s use men this weekend, let’s go have fun, raw S£x, demand from them what you want, do only the things you want to do’, I told them. ‘I’m so cool with your idea, gf, hope these guys are rich?’ Amanda said. Koyin and Bimpe exchanged a look and Koyin asked, ‘How is going out to Be Intimate with random men going to help us, aside the fact that it’s not right and it’s not safe’. ‘Why is it not right, you just lost your boyfriends, it will be helping you because you are going to be using them this weekend and not the other way round and you can be sure I’ll only hook you up with responsible rich guys who can treat a lady right, trust me!’ I pleaded.
I can see Koyin is considering my offer but Bimpe sat unconvinced. ‘Even though John is a bastard I don’t think turning myself into a weekend LovePeddler is the right thing to do’, Bimpe said and went into her room. I looked at Koyin I can see she’s almost convinced so I went in for the kill ‘Koyin please, let’s do this, it will only make you feel berra. Ok, let me make a deal with you, how about we all leave if you get there and you are not comfortable? Please let’s do this’, I begged her trying to be diplomatic. ‘Ok I’ll sleep over it and let you know tomorrow morning’, I hugged her and she said, ‘Don’t get your hopes up’, she picked up her bag and left for her room. ‘So how will you get these guys? That’s the part I’m interested in’ Amanda asked winking at me. ‘Leave that one to me. What I need you for is to go into your room and do everything in your power to convince Bimpe, do everything you can to make her agree to this because it’s either there’s four of us or none of us! So go work your magic on her’, I shooed her off. ‘Ok ma’am but remember, I want the richest guy amongst them!’ she said and went into her room. Without wasting a minute, I got on the phone and called my best friend Ademola,
‘Sup bro, I need your help’, I said. ‘Hello pretty, how are you too? And I’m fine thank you’, he said and I laughed. ‘Come on ‘Demo, I’m serious I need your help’, I told him ‘Ok shoot, what can I do for you’ he asked. ‘I need four handsome rich guys, who are good in bed and can show a woman a good time and have a weekend to spare’, I told him. ‘Am I invited? He asked. ‘No, you are my best pal and you know we can’t Bleep. Now get serious, will you do it for me?’ I asked ‘Ok, only if I get to hear the full gist’, he said, ‘Deal’ I replied, ‘Ok give me the qualities you want in each guy and which weekend are you looking at?’ ‘This weekend, I can’t allow the girls to change their mind and I’ll see you during lunch break tomorrow so we can discourse the guys’ I told him. ‘Sandra! Today is Monday and you want me to find you four guys in four days, you don’t give a brother a break, do you? He demanded. ‘You know you can do it, I’ll see you tomorrow’ I greased his elbow. ‘Ok, I’ll see you tomorrow and we’re eating French and you are paying, bye’, he said and cut the line, I smiled and said to myself, ‘I’m a Naughty Lady’. (To be continued…)
