It's Ovyr: FT Dooming Hard, Proob Called Off, Again; Kivv Self Denazify, WaPo Dooms On, Italian Intel Dooms Too, Underdogs FTW, Gen. Miley Pleads, TTLU and More
From https://archive.md/UmmsI
After some cope they continue:
It's Ovyr
The Spring Offensive 2.0 is in the works.
After the Videos of Catastrophic losses from earlier this week, after the "main thrust" failure from three weeks ago, they're not probing anymore:
But they just committed the 82nd, the last reserve for a last bet on breaking through!
Over two months of offensive with absolutely no change in the map: "they don't gibes us enough!"
Time for Tea With Stephan Bandera
Apparently they were using a grinder and hammers to break apart a warhead, Darwin award recipients.
The NPCs are seething at this article and the doom, comment section full on cope mode trying to urge "patience" or blame the west for not gibes enough.
Miley Is Implying Russia Is Winning! WTF, PUTIN HAS HIS HOOKS IN EVERYTHING!
“That depends on what you mean by the word ‘win.’”
“For Ukraine, this is an existential fight. It’s a fight for survival. But for the rest of Europe and for the rest of the world, really, for the United States, it’s about those rules, to make sure those rules stay in place. What Putin has done is a frontal assault on those rules of the international order that have been in existence now for eight decades since the end of World War II.
If the end state is Ukraine is a free, independent sovereign country with its territory intact, that will take a considerable level of effort yet to come. And this is a long, very difficult, high casualty-producing war that’s ongoing. You can achieve those objectives through military means. That’s gonna take a long, long time, but you can also achieve those objectives maybe possibly, through some sort of diplomatic means.” maybe, possibly, not suggesting Ukraine Might won't crush Russia, just saying..
Unfortunately, it's TTLU, it's the only way to "Win":
Free Work is just as good as paid work, congratulations you are a volunteer!
Running on Fumes:
Julian is back to coping gargantuan style as if he wasn't doomploading yesterday:
He must have refilled his copium, SLABA Ukraini!
They were War Criminaling!
Aka, using civilians as shields
The counteroffensive is replaced by the counterdefence:
But they are on the verge of breaking Russia!
Imagine losing a sixth your army's soldiers to volunteering:
