I wish people would stop re-enacting that scene from Never Ending Story...

Maybe it's me being a sexist dude but hey, can you imagine the handshandy you would get from Wonder Woman wearing them cuffs!!

Brandishing the two fingers isn't much of a pickup line but hell, I was scared to say no...

When people mistake me being on Steemit for me being an anarchist...

Looks like the imp has a career after Game of Thrones after all...

When your wife clears out all her high heeled shoes and says - won't be needing these anymore...

Years of plastic surgery mean that Sharon Osbourne can only communicate through the medium of eyebrow...

When you are waiting for your birthday rum pumply and it's been six months already...

S'true. Wait and see...

When Sly Stallone stopped taking the HGH even he was surprised at how quickly he lost the bulk...

When is a Dawg not a Dawg...? When it's a FRAWG!!

What Steemit will be like after the hardfork...

His wife is probably obese which gives him lots of practice of flipping and flinging big bits about to get to the gaping horror...

Just wait till he realises those aren't his hands...

No no no!! I said, I fancied watching the tennis... not your penis!?!...

I thought Kojak died years ago..?

When the guy sitting next to you on the bus takes off his shoe and starts peering in it and rummaging around in it with his fingers...

When did Tom Hanks become a politician?..

Me, when the barman calls time...

It was at this moment, Nicola decided she was finally going to go through with the gender reassignment surgery...