You can learn a lot from how a lady sings into the penis microphone...

When I see yet another how to use PalNet post...

The transvestites in Scotland aren't the most convincing...

When you make your own version of HUEL and wonder why you aren't losing weight...

Even Oprah looks in the hankie to see what colour of most Picasso she has created...

When the wife offers you pancakes like this you can almost forgive the moustache!!

The Virtual Reality Cock Fight wasn't entirely what she was expecting... (Less chickens...)

When Facebook slaps you with a ban for getting your nipples out in some photos... They were raisins, I'm a messy Eater!?

When you hear that Avon won't be calling anymore... Yeah, I'm showing my geekdom and my age but do you get it?

When you realise your dice were not so magic after all...

Sneak peak at MEOS, yep, that's right. This is it. We're rekt...

When the pain of losing another game of Tic-tac-toe becomes too much to bear. and the mysterious boob-man watches in impassively...

That awful moment she realises you were only pretending to be three-years-old so that she would breastfeed you...

Some say the Jedi became arrogant and this is what led to their downfall...

When you sold all your LTC last month and look at the charts...

Damn, I bet she makes a mean omelette...

You might have been able to get away with this shit in the seventies, Mr Spock but we are all much more woke now!! :0D

It doesn't take Vince long to find a young man with a cock in his hand backstage...

Her, when you tell her that squirting is just peeing the bed...

When the missus tells you she read somewhere that celery makes your funk less funky ...