Obama thought back wistfully to the good old days in the Whitehouse when someone would hang the picture up for him...

When the dam breaks after 5 long days and that shit finally comes plopping out...

Half the witnesses involved in the Hardfork of dark intent debacle...

That awkward moment when the person you just murdered gets back up...

What Steven Seagal sees when he looks in the mirror in the morning... What the rest of us sees...

What if feels like watching British politics in action...

The wife being as subtle as ever in her reaction to my offer of aspecial massage...

Goddamn, I would hate to be his wife on date-night...

My face when a colleague suggests we have a thought shower...

After many years, the slitty eye of suspicion I fling my wife when she promises something nice in return for me doing even more chores than usual...

Sometimes, you just can't beat the entertainment of feeding a pig it's fellow porkers noses...

When you accidentally set the paper size to 'chapati'...

I'm trying, I really am but a part of me just can't help being a little tensed up... I wonder why...

It's murder when you are desperate for a shit in all that snow...

I'm not proud that this was my reaction to Miley Cyrus liking my reply to her tweet...

Back when The Rock was a woman the roles were limited and fame seemed so far away...

That special moment when the contents of two sandwiches meet...

Categorical proof of intelligent design, maybe. Is that what they are still calling it?

When you try break up with her but realise she isn't quite getting it...

When they say limited ads on Steemit... ;0)