Chewbacca knew one thing for sure, this little man was most certainly not Han Solo...

There is a time and place for this kind of clap. However, the wife should realise that immediately after some shake baky is NOT that time...

When they change the rules to that famous blockchain game again...

Me, when the IT Support guy asks me if I have tried switching my machine off and on again...

Try as he might, the nasty frog couldn't catch a single fly...

When they be selling tokens yet claim it's not an ICO...

I told her to just subtly lift a cheek when secret farting but she still isn't quite getting it...

Entering a room and pretending you haven't noticed the dog's dirty protest so you don't have to clean it up...

When someone explains that PoS in crypto means Proof of Stake and not Piece Of Shit...

Incontrovertible proof that we all resort to playing with our balls when bored ..

That horror when you realise your new gym is a little more frolicsome than you had expected...

When you mis-hear the wife and realised that she actually wanted you to do her hair...

Even as a youngster, Elton John was a bit of a ham...

When you suggest getting a dog and the wife says what about a baby instead?...

In the land of the lonely tramps the fun-tie'd man is king...

Making sweet love when you are a little on the large side can be no easy matter. Here, one man demonstrates his moves...

Every man's worst fear, to wake up and find a hamster nibbling at your nuts...

Doctor, Doctor, help! This cow's vagina appears to have an eye in it!?!...

My money is on this lady to win!

A fairly typical reaction when the ladies see what my penis is attached to...