You know it's bad when you are trying to get your 5 year-old to do the toilet before bedtime and end up sounding like Yoda...

When you confess to your friend just how much Digibyte you bought at its peak...

She was sought out by men across the globe for her skills, each seeking her hand...

Looks like someone just realised their future career lies in serial-killing clownery when they're older...

When you have powered down most of your stake and your big delegation gets removed...

I found that glow in the dark face paint is just as effective when liberally daubed on my John Thomas. Bit of a surprise for the wife this morning though...

Sometimes the tears on my sex doll look almost real. Hell, I just keep on bangin...

Nothing exhorts the home team to a win quite like a man flagellating his gigantic imaginary penis at them...

When you pass the missus your laptop and you realise you have left a very particular browser tab open...

The long-necked pukka bird cackles at it's enemies within the deadly pie trap..

Worldwide, pandas are being tickled to death every single day. By donating as little as 10 SBD you could help put an end to this awful Panda torture...

Terror is perfectly acceptable when the flappy hand-birds attack...

When you are still seeing Netcoins posts a week after the win...

Me trying to explain SMTs to my son many years from now...

When you realise the sexy dream you had may not have been entirely a dream...

When your life is so empty that the thought of brushing your hair later is the only thing that makes you happy...

The side-effects from when the penis munching party went on far longer than expected...

Me, whatever ICO I see...

When Steemit gets communities things are gonna get 'interesting...'

When you can't stop humming that Taylor Swift song you heard on the way to work....