This Bitcoin price action is fair getting the ladies wet... with tears of course...

Successful testing of his newly constructed cat pleasure box. Later on his penis will be going in that hole

The years are being less and less kind to old Mark Hamil...

Well, it hurts less than the price of crypto at the moment...

This animation is still as true as the day I first made it... HODL!! :0)

When the wife asks if I went ahead and bought some steem at 60 cents to power up...

I just couldn't shake the feeling there was something in my eye

When you buy cheap Viagra online, the results can be a little... Inconsistent...

The markets have hit bottom.... Again.

Isn't that racist? Or cattist, or something?..

Quite an understated reaction to finding yourself trapped in a washing machine which is about to start...

If crypto was a dance it would probably look like this right now...

At breakfast, when the lady-wife asks you if the Bitcoin bull run has started yet...

But someone's got to arrange all of those giant severed cocks on the shelf...

To get a new toilet slave...

That if you look into two open bottles of champagneat the same time you peer directly into the future?...

It's quite hard to maintain an erection for ten minutes whilst she faffs about on the internet...

Those mechanical dogs are becoming eerily realistic...

... One of them is a bloody pig!!

It took quite a few takes when they were doing that scene in Ghost to get the actors to stop taking the piss...