Top marks to doggy-human-hands for the foreplay at least...

Are these two about to make sweet sweet love? Coz now I have a beard, that looks pretty much like me and the wife just before we do the do... That's right, I'm the one with the beard saying no...

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When this is the hand you wipe your brown snarler with you know you are in trouble...

The dangers of overdoing it on a sunbed are not to be taken lightly...

This is why it can be advantageous to live in a country where it is mostly cold and miserable. I mean look at that thing, it's got hands!?

Even superheroes like to unwind. Here's Spidey doing that Michael Jackson Earth Song bit..

Looks like Jerry Banfield is getting his life back on track! Mmm, yummy oats!

Nuff said

The rejoicing after the SMT-lite announcement. In some cases it might actually be jizzum that is getting sprayed...

Whilst there is nothing wrong with an improvised toilet paper toy for the cat, I am still firmly of the mind that it shouldn't be a used piece...

Oh come on cheapskate... Buy a fucking dishwasher!

When you see yet another post calling out for community action and stating that they are willing to do whatever it takes to help... Too cynical?

Looks like Skynet has a way to go...

If any fox starts that shit in my garden, I'm getting the gun out...

When training your monkey it is vital to start with simple objects such as bananas before moving onto more exotic items. Such as penises for example...

I don't fancy him coming down my chimney this Christmas?? Ps: that's not a euphemism...

Me, when I come home and the kids are screaming blue murder...

Fashion can be a crazy ride but I just don't think Iguana Hats are going to catch on...

That awkward moment when your buddy mistakes the chest bump for a kiss...