When your vegan guests compliment you on your exceptionally tasty chicken and mozzarella sausages...

When the guy who sells his 6 EOS laments missing the 'pump'...

After a couple of child births somehow the wife's lady garden isn't quite as appealing as it once was... ahem... One would assume....

Enjoying the last days of a Scottish summer...

When you realise the big boobed lady shaving you is actually a man in shorts...

Showing Golum's sex face put the nail in the coffin of any further spin-offs...

When the rage-quitter who has very publicly announced their quitting comes back for about the seventh time and still thinks everything is shit...

When the slightly urine'y smelling old woman sits down on the bus beside you and winks instead of offering to read your fortune...

That was the problem with lip balm in the eighties, it didn't come with instructions...

When they say it won't be profitable to run a bid-bot after the hardfork...

I'm not entirely sure how ejaculating might help the game but hey ho...

When she gets the wrong end of the stick about unloading your bags over her chest...

When the flat earther tells you that science has lied to you all your life...

When you read a comment about the hardfork that goes something like... The rewards curve is changing, when the hell was that announced!??

What we were promised... What we will get

Greta Thunberg by the time she arrives at wherever the hell she is going by a boat or something...

That Alexander Skarsgård fellow has let himself go a bit since True Blood, eh?...

When you forget to wash your hands after chopping chillies and then wipe your ass...

When someone in the house uses the last of the milk...

When the girl at work has a new boyfriend and arrives at her desk with a quart of cranberry juice...