The missus when she sees I have had a runny nose again in the attic...

Me, trying to find the replies on a post through all the gaudy adverts...

When you see the boasting, self-made, entrepreneur, playa transferring 2.1 steem to Bittrex...

When they return to Steemit and claim that it is the new tribes and innovative development of steem-engine that bought them back... Nothing to do with them having spent all of their previous stake and

I'd like to say I had a similar problem with the wife when I start perusing my penis in the morning... But I don't.

When the toilet in your glamour camping Wigwam is actually posher than the toilet in your house...

The weird glowing boobs were so hypnotic that I didn't notice the Iguana for ten minutes...

What springs to mind when my mates suggest a group of us go Glamping...

You can imagine my surprise when I rubbed the lamp and four genies popped out!!!

My guitar tutor when I tell him that I don't need diminished chords where I'm going...

When I jizz in the blender and tell the wife that it's a vegan, spirulina based, high protein, fat burning smoothie...

Is it wrong that on some days, you feel bad when they come out the other end..?

My wife's expression when she suggests buying the farm together and doesn't understand why I am running away...

There is almost nothing as fearsome as a rogue vagina that has escaped from it's owner and gone on the rampage...

He tried to pretend everything was ok but the loss of Han hit Chewie hard...

Back in the old days you had to take your pleasures where and when you could. If that meant in a dog's mouth on a mountaintop them so be it...

One day I will be rich enough to afford a toilet paper medic...

Truly, the effects of the sun's rays are something to be feared...

I will do anything to escape the wife's smoked porridge...

Nothing wrong with a facial but girls, remember this wise old saying, don't be so keen if the penis is green...