The wife thinks there is some kind of ulterior motive to me being a new-found WWE fan. Silly suspicious wifey...

When someone mentions PewDiePie and DLive again...

When you read a tweet that mentions mainstream adoption of EOS...

When she tells you she has been cooking tofu again...

The Pogo Stick Company don't make sex toys but if they did, it would probably look a little like this...

I don't care what you say Nikki Minaj, one day you will be mine...

My girlfriend when I tell her I bought Chardonnay instead of Pinot Grigio because it was on offer...

A man could get offended when people who visit the toilet after him are so mean...

When I asked if she wanted some kiwi fruit, I don't think she was expecting the beauty of my freshly shaved testicles...

Trying to see the posts behind the sudden splattering of ads on steemit.com...

When the rising crypto markets make you too scared to blink in case they crash...

A crypto trading analyst looking for inspiration for his next post...

The wife asked me to be a bit more subtle in the morning when I'm feeling frisky but I just don't get what she means?...

You know you are off to a good start with your new robot hand when it starts showing you the moves before the transplant is even finished...

When your need for buns overrides everything else in life...

Who knew that Spock was trailblazing The Shocker even back then?...

Why does this always happen when you try to flush away your gargantuan number two in someone else's house!?

That look you get from the person who's leaving the cubicle you are about to enter when they've just laid a massive captain's log...

When I suggest peeing in a cup to reduce the harm we cause to the environment to the wife...

Don't fancy his chances of getting on a Chinese subway much...