Ladies from the East coast of Scotland have funny ideas about the art of seduction...

When the person beside you won't stop talking about episode 3 of Game Of Thrones and you haven't managed to watch it yet...

How to go about getting some Thunder Cranny action when you are married. Begin with the compliments on how hot she is Hours later, end by begging with your very best sad-eyes...

When the bear market forces you to take your stripper choices down a notch...

When the person you are arguing with thinks that watching videos on the subject on YouTube is actual research...

Me, at the club...

When the shills celebrate the drop in price as a great time to accumulate steem whilst also not bothering to actually accumulate any...

When the bottom is called in the crypto markets again and yet you wake up to a bleeding sea of red...

There are some things that are mandatory before a hot date, the armpit check being one. Shame he didn't look in a mirror though...

When your brother comes back from a lads holiday in Thailand oddly unrested and preoccupied...

Looks like someone has just finished a Papa Joe's Gutbuster...

It's not quite what was on your mind when they said they would dance for you...

When the hot girl at work asks if I have beenworking out...

When you roll over onto your side and a passing piglet tries to suckle on your moobs...

When you are out of milk and she tells you she used her breast milk in the coffee...

When yet another person posts about the moon landings being fake...

When you finally manage to get metamask installed and working on a Chromebook...

It doesn't look like it will take me long to become top dog in this neighborhood...

When she suggests it might be a bit too early to start on the beer...

When the wife asks you to pick up some of her monthly ladyfingers from the shop because she is out...