He is always so ostentatious before shoving his thumb in someone's brown growler...

Oh look, The Hound survived the fall in that last episode of Game of Thrones!! He ain't going to have much luck with the ladies with that pick-up line though...

I can't tell which one is which, which could be problematic after a few beers...

When I tell her that I baked the carrots in my special oven...

Me, when I hear my mum singing No Diggity...

When the dentist giggles as he says - you will just feel a little prick...

Pretty much the reason that men who wear their caps backwards don't get chicks...

Although married, he doesn't have any children yet for precisely this sort of reason...

My lady colleague, when asking if it's raining outside and I reply, no, I'm just moist...

When you were so drunk last night and you realise you agreed to be a surrogate mother for a random on the internet... And you are a man.

When you see your first post payout after hardfork 21...

I'm all for renewable energy but a sex powered car is just taking it too far. I guess it might be ok for short journeys though?...

How you feel about other people's darling children whilst you still think your own are amazing...

When a fork appears to be the most serious concern in a person's life...

How I think I look when dancing in front of my kids... How they see me.

Hey!? Wait a goddamn minute. I didn't have a beard before!?

When they claim to be shadow-banned from Google and after checking you have to break it to them they just aren't that popular...

When I ask if they like dice games then pull out my amazingly cubular testicles...

Wouldn't fancy having a prolapse near that cat...

When you realise the world will never accept a feline superman...