Grandad shouldn't take painkillers he finds hidden in your bedroom drawer...

When the man jammed up against your back on the crowded busy train appears to have something bumpy in his trouser pocket...

The first time you take Viagra can be a little intimidating, even to yourself...

When the wife asks if I want guacamole on my sandwich when I have a hangover... I mean, do I look Irish?!?

When Netflix mysteriously crashes during the kids Peppa Pig marathon and won't restart... ;0)

That glow you have when you know that all your friends still get erections when looking at your beautiful hair, especially the women...

That scary moment for your flatmate when he starts to realise you weren't joking and you really are wiping your arse with his clothes

When all you see are people rushing for snax snacks and you realise what the problem might really be...

For some, a plateful of carbs can be a terrifying thing...

You put a ring on it and five years later this is what you are looking at...

B00m, people are looking at your LinkedIn profile! No, they are not you spamming bastards...

When the new guy says you must really love working here?...

When you wonder if moving onto the tequila was such a good idea...

When your boss says he's working from home today...

Getting ready to go out on a fine Summer in Scotland...

How the hell am I meant to win any Pokémon battles with this thing?...

When someone pulls out the acoustic guitar at a party...

The best way to approach the toilet after I have deposited a Chewbacca's finger...

Me at finishing time on Friday in work... Perhaps with a little less boobs and a bit more penis, right enough..

When you finally get the damn spider to bite you but don't get any web-slinging super powers, just a sore bloody hand...