In case you were in any doubt, I'm the bottom one.

Seriously, is it time to go back to work yet?...

I don't care what they say, Kiera Knightley is still one sexy joobjoob in my book...

No one ever suspected dealer-cat of being the one getting the drugs into the club...

Sometimes wish the water would boil faster...

When your drunk Aunt pulls you to the side and winks before pointing at her mouth and saying... I can get it all in... Balls and all...

I'm not saying I've eaten too much already this holiday but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror when heading to the shower...

Me when the good lady announces her family will be staying for three nights But when she leaves the room...

It's only when riding the porcelain pony the day after that you realise you shouldn't have eaten ALL the meat yesterday...

When the wife tells you that Santa doesn't exist and it's us that deliver the presents...

Cold eh? Well, I don't think running around masturbating is going to help?...

Sometimes, I wish my sperm would lay low and just pretend to be milk instead of always getting excited and giving the game away..

Useful yes but a bloody fire hazard if she forgets to take them off before we go to bed.

You know, her on the right is just plain rubbish at pole-dancing...

When your boss suggests you come in over the Christmas break...

Looks like the earth really is flat!

Another night fighting them flying green snakes. I should really quit with the heroin...

Not that into you...

That sweet relief when the crypto markets go green, even if it is only for five minutes...

The face you make when you finally get your insane from tiredness 1 year old show to sleep and he looks so cute you take a photo. And the flash on your phone goes off...