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Recently I have been making my observation and humor powerful while attending gym. I am not there to strengthen my muscles 馃槀 as I have entered the caged walled life (don't think that I have been stolen 馃ゴ). Rather I moved from free bird life into a place where opening the window wouldn't show you the sun. What you will see will be an uncle rubbing comb into his bald head 馃槵 or an aunty in rough dressing to enjoy the fresh air. Honestly the fresh air would be blocked because of her mass.(Don't believe me, just making fun of overpopulated Karachi)
As I am living the life of a snail, my mind requested me to burn calories.
Request accepted 馃榿
Next day I was in gym, I just sit on the chair and turned on the AC 馃槄 ladies around me glanced at me and I realised oops I have came here to perform exercise.
I started treadmill on speed 7馃檮
Bro it was disaster.
With an embarrassed smile I turned it off after 2 minutes. 馃槄 if I would consume more time might be in the belt you would see my squeezing body just like Tom becomes flat on the things. Instead of making fun of me, let's make fun of others 馃槀
I saw a girl who was underweight haha I had a thinking that I am here to become smart and what she is doing here 馃槵. She should be in the kitchen eating burgers 馃槀
By the way just a random thought, there should be a center where people can gain some weight. 馃槀 The banner would be ;
Get chubby within two weeks of laziness馃ぃ
She was playing with dumbbell and I was staring at her strength. She left that along with little scream 馃槵 Bro there was no devil eye( my eyes can't be devilish)馃槒. I just made an observation that she would be my age (23 years old 馃榿 just telling you that I am too young to create funny blogs.)
I was right , she skipped her classes and her classmates used to send her video about the lecture. So according to the teacher she was taking online classes but physically she was in the Gym. Getting vibe on l am unstoppable. 馃槈
The second character was the lady who used to run on the treadmill just like she used to before her husband. Imagine if she was chasing her husband, he would have the speed of flying a plane haha. So the issue was her untrained way to run on the treadmill. Our ears faced the issue of noise pollution because of her heavy feet. It sounds like dinosaurs are walking along with the vibration. She didn't want to give rest to the machine and after 30 minutes ( 20 minutes usage and then rest for 5 minutes were requested ) . The next person could only see the screen as the machine stopped working haha.
Last but not the least this character 馃榿 Miss aunty 馃槵 wearing so see through dress that if I would be male literally I couldn't resist myself. I left treadmill for her in courtesy ( I just wanted to see the drama Nah 馃ぃ) opening the legs just like she is rolling the balls under her feet. I laughed a little to see when this drama would end. After 5 minutes she was breathing hard (on the speed 1.5馃槵馃檮馃槀).
She ordered her son to bring a dumbbell. And brought heavy one 馃槵馃槀 I was gazing her attitude secretly. She was helpless just like the husband who has to tell lie about the beauty of his wife. When I left the gym 馃槀 I looked backed and she was also packing 馃ぃ all the motivation ended. I mean the fashion show ended. 馃槀
I only consistent person is me 馃き for some reason. Might be I just visit to get some stories or might be I am enjoying the workout 馃槀 I feel I am the boss here 馃き so achievement so far I am not going to tell you 馃槀 but now I can reach to 5 floor before the lift. Just thinking about making a contract with Superwoman series. 馃槢
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