Did you ever noticed that your pillow is feeling a little bit flat after you’ve slept on it a number of times? No problem at all.
Often you’ll overbuy bread and find that by the end of the fortnight its a bit of a rotting, green, fungal mess. You want to Throw it out? No sir. Use that decaying mass of flour and living organism to stuff your pillow – soon it’ll feel just like the day you brought it home from Shop-rite plump and maybe a tiny bit weird-smelling.
Note: it’s very normal to develop a tiny bit of a night cough with this one. Don’t worry too much – everyone has to make a tiny sacrifice for the sake of the planet.
