Intersting....A person without a life is saying that life is short...

So that's what trending in cockroach community

I can't afford fuel for my buggati veyron Am I rich or poor?

Like pokemon "gotta catch them all" 😂😂

Just don't sleep no need of alarm clock

At least he can bring a mirror and use it to remember the formula in Trigonometry...

Have you ever thought soo intensed & finally concluded, that, Suicide is actually self defence, you killed that person who was trying to kill you.???

The kid smile because he found the food.

She just wanted to relief some stress of the students, but good things nowadays are not rewarded but punished.

Hell yeah! Thats what happens when bitches like you have more attitude then your level.

First guy who wins an argument from a girl.. what do you think?! Giving birth is having life, while hitting in the nuts is losing life. That why no one would say hit me again. Remember if a man is hit

Maybe his wife is cheating on him with the thief... 2 seconds of silence for those who had the same situation. 😂 Can you think of this as your situation in the future maybe you can relate, plan from now

If i had $1 for each time my crush called me bro.. Then i could give loan to Bill Gates. If I had $1 every time a girl accepts my proposal, I would be in debts by now 😅😢😢😢 If I had $1 for every time

And third reason is that he is a abnormal guy, look at his head and body is head is too damn big. Who can relate to this? Explain your pain if you ever experienced anything like that before?

Apply blue paint and try it , it will work 😂😂

He is the bus driver guys.

When someone says i behave different to different people...

Actually she wanted 6' guys with accordingly sized dick

Get me a hot girl and you will get to see jack II drawing nude paintings again in 2018.

If a key opens many locks its a master key. If a lock gets opened by many keys its a shitty lock.