Atleast you can wash your blood that came during kidney transplant 😂😂😂

I agree with this guy... That's why most of the boys are single though, Cz girls get so much attention anyway.

That bottle was received by *a police who was expert in Literature. The grammar police did literally help correcting his grammar. He didn't ask for what kind of help.

And doctor are excited to know if the baby will be born lesbian or gay..!

Be so rich that they forget you are handsome...ugly....funny or jerk....!!

If anybody knows the answer.. plz tell me how to get the girl out too!

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on an iPhone it became ipad..!

Did you know that there are more kids flushed out than kids actually born every day ?

If you are looking for the name she is lanie morgan (porn star) thank me later

Girls can drive better than boys who can't drive...

English and Science died along with that comment.

And I wish I could get a wife who plays trumpet...coz you know she will blow mine

Send this girl to school there's no bleeding during pregnancy. We exist because they didn't bleed.

That's not a horror story that's a tragedy

I Googled “Who Gives a Shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.

look at the bright side,they might appoint u as the cook

When michael Jackson died, they played all his songs. So why don't they do the same and play all their videos as a tribute?

Before shoes were invented, earth was round. Now it's flat. Hope this satisfies both parties. This is why all antennas searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth!

I will obviously turn my back on this reality shituation. cause nobody will use a bed for three unless youre a baby

What is the use of money .. if you would get killed after that ..