LeoStrategy's whole setup reeks of over-hyped vaporware. Their "permanent LEO staking" is just glorified locking—vulnerable to market crashes wiping out collateral value, leaving products like LSTR underwater if LEO tanks below $0.10. No diversification; it's all eggs in one fragile LEO basket, with 10% supply hoarded but no real escape hatch if demand fizzles.

LSTR? Trades at a laughable discount to its "LEO per share," screaming lack of investor confidence. Yield boasts like 102% are smoke—driven by one-time inflows from shady market-making bots that could get outcompeted or regulated into oblivion, turning "infinite accretion" into rapid evaporation.

SURGE is a joke bond mimic: Fixed 21% APR sounds juicy until you realize it's tied to volatile LEO backing. In a prolonged bear, yields can't sustain without constant arbitrage profits, which dry up fast. Convertibility to LSTR? Just a trap to drag holders deeper into the fund's sinking ship during downturns.

TTSLA? Synthetic RWA schtick is high-risk nonsense—regulatory crackdowns on tokenized assets could nuke it overnight, exposing LeoStrategy's "over-collateralization" as thin ice. No proven track record beyond hype; if their multi-sig vault gets hacked or insiders bail, it's game over for sustainability. Pure pyramid vibes, betting on LEO moonshot that won't happen.