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2017-07-21 01:50
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asinglestep
meme
2017-08-08 23:44
Thoughts on this...
Thoughts on this...
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asinglestep
funny
2017-08-08 13:45
Trust the Vet
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his
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asinglestep
funny
2017-08-08 03:03
Always know what you are buying!!
Always know what you are buying!!
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-07 23:07
The Funeral
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men
asinglestep
puzzle
2017-08-07 07:38
Test your observation skill
Test your observation skill
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-07 01:17
Mental Hospital
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-06 22:49
What starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-06 05:32
2 Nuns and a Blind Man
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits. After discussing it,
asinglestep
meme
2017-08-06 05:00
Always buckle up
Always buckle up
asinglestep
meme
2017-08-06 01:05
How good of a friend are you?
How good of a friend are you?
asinglestep
meme
2017-08-06 00:42
Check that out
Check that out
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 08:06
Big Trouble...
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 07:10
Farm Help
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 06:33
Need a Push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time,"
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 06:15
Huge Insect
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 06:08
The Queen's Breasts
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 04:49
Age Vs Wisdom
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 01:16
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-05 01:08
The Lie Detector Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
asinglestep
funny
2017-08-04 09:05
Dear Tech Support
Subject: Computer Hardware and Software: Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
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