Dear Partying Medic,

Community standards are a huge part of hospital PR - and the private lives of hospital staff ARE routinely used in considering promotion and pay increase.

Last night was a disgrace. I can't MAKE you care for our sick neighbours in your time off, I can't MAKE you be respectful of others, and I can't even MAKE you worry about your guests catching the virus from handrails and surfaces. (pro tip - your guests covid testing in a few days would be prudent).

What I CAN do is let your hospital's PR department know that you're damaging their community reputation, disrupting patients in their home environment and endangering others. I'm sure it won't take long for that to filter down to personnel.

Wishing you luck with your next covid test.

Sincerely,

Mr Upcycling Environmental Activist, who makes more in 4 hours than you make in a week.