I came here for the jerking, but I stayed for the birds. Especially the robin and wren looked adorable.

I did read what you wrote, but birds are more important than anything you wrote.

Kind of answered to one of the points though, I came for one reason, stayed for another. On this post and on Steem.
Most people do that. They might join for the money, but stick around if they find something else. Usually. Some get the money too, but most end up disappointed.