And now in real news:

1. Ukrainian military headquarter bunker in Kiev destroyed with hundreds of senior officers and NATO "advisors" killed and wounded.
2. Five SU-24 Storm Shadow capable planes destroyed in Russian strike after UK defence minister gives away unit designation.
3. By far the largest Russian missile and drone strikes of the war going on for the last few days - no MSM acknowledgement but plenty from UKR side.
4. Another Patriot battery destroyed.
5. UKR air defences significantly degraded.
6. Huge numbers of ammunition dumps destroyed (including 3.3 Richter scale underground explosion in Kiev).
7. Russia advancing slowly all along the front line.