People actually pay tax on crypto?! LOL!

I knew a lot of governments were trying to tax it, but, I never would have thought people would be suckered into actually paying up! Good luck auditing anybody on it! I'm sure they could figure some of it out, but it's not hard to hide, and hard to prove ownership of keys.

"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. The same week I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident, The dog chewed up the on;y backup of my private keys...."